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Peeing on Watchmen

March 11, 2009

Last night I went to see Watchmen in IMAX across the street. We were worried that it might be sold out so we got to the theater super early. There was already a huge line but I was confused because there were tons of kids in the line. We soon found out they were all in line for Race to Witch Mountain, which is relieving because for those who haven’t seen it yet; (SPOILER ALERT) there is a lot of blue penis in it. We are talking multiple scenes with multiple blue penises.

Since we had some time to kill, we went to a bar to pound a few beers. Unfortunately, I may have the smallest bladder in the world and had to pee literally three times in a ten minute span. I was dying through out the whole movie. A movie, which I might add, that was almost 3 hours long. Regardless of my peeing problems, I would say the movie was excellent. It had great cinematography and was very close to the comic book. Plus, all the blue penises you could ever dream of.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Mike permalink
    March 15, 2009 7:48 am

    looks like the penis was blue, but only in color, if you know what i mean!!!

    i haven’t seen the movie yet, but i’m picturing a fully erect blue boner.

  2. April 7, 2009 10:23 am

    cheers for blue penises! cant wait to see it!

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